My mom comes through with this:
Apparently I need to add "must be familiar with proper grammar" to my list of what I'm looking for in a man. My propensity for correcting the grammar of individuals I know and love (or don't know and don't love) may also be a reason I will not be spending Valentine's day with anyone but my single friends... oh well, at least they're as bitchy as I am.
I hope everyone has a very Happy Valentine's Day.
As for me, I'll be drinking vodka. Maybe even organic vodka!